Most of those people can easily ride that bandwagon to the pharmacy. So that’s a plus.

The planes will land and transform into robots that fight on the ground.

They should steer clear of “Hitlery.” Sounds too much like a far-right presidential candidate they’d love to elect.

Torturing a person with Life behind bars is the least despicable answer you can think of? How sad.

Over 160,000 people are in prison for murder, actually.

Was it to avoid the fireworks?

“...four of the best quarterbacks in the league.”

Yeah, people care about the Olympics. They care about representing their country on a world stage that’s been tradition for 100 years. No one is getting hurt for what is clearly a money grab.

If I’m a player on a hot team going into the WC break, oh no! I just hurt my foot! How weird is that timing? Hopefully I’ll be healed up and rested for the second half of the season so we can make a deep playoff run. Oh well, have fun everyone else.

Outside the NFL, I’d argue all the leagues have this problem. Mostly because the NFL only really play on Sunday (I know they have Monday and Thursday, but casual fans will watch their normal shows over football). And with only 16 games, there’s a lot of games to watch that involve teams that directly influence your…

TIL Rome was Jewish.

25 minutes in and he’s not getting the clue that he’s being baited to lie. She’s totally just asking him to lie and he’s abiding. It’s amazing.

There’s a 0% this fucknugget is coming out in front of Clinton on a national stage acting calm or professional. He’s going to start spouting a bunch of bullshit while assuming no one will call him on it in real time. His whole shtick is built on the fact that no one cares if he’s lying so long as they don’t catch him…

Bioshock Infinite.

One day your eyes will come in.

Can you please just fuck off?

Gas is a rare commodity! Better burn a gallon every two miles in as many vehicles as possible whilst setting in on fire for a guitar guy! Because it’s so fucking rare!