“Yeah, they cheated, but we still won. Deal with it.”

How’d that perfect season end?

Because each team plays each teamteam so many times based on what division they’re in. This is why we have such a bloated baseball schedule. The season lasts forever as a result. If you take away divisions, it gives you a chance to readjust how many times the teams play each other, which should result in a shorter…

Serious question, but if they did this in baseball, wouldn’t that really fuck up schedules? Maybe it’s not a bad thing though. Maybe we can cut baseball down to 100 games a season.

“Yeah, the Pats cheated. If everyone would have just cheated more than the Pats, none of this would have mattered.”

Didn’t cheat.

No, I don’t hate myself.

It was a number. Just softened up a bit to fill in the circles easier.

Tom Brady? Is that you?

“I cheated, but you didn’t play hard enough to counter my cheating, so it balances out.”

“Whether cheating has any affect on the outcome.”

Fuck you for making me snort while laughing. +1

“Johnny, you cheated on the SATs.”

God, I hope this is a serious reply. It’s perfect.

“How did we have such great success if we cheated?”

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

Also: Organic food is always better for the environment because it’s organic.

Can you show me the second one? Or how about that winning season he led?

Because his style was a novelty that was easy to figure out. Stop him from running and you won the game. That’s all it took. Not to mention that the only reason he was even in the playoffs was because the AFC West sucked so badly that year.

You have no idea how much joy that game brought me. Living in Colorado, with my entire in-law family being Broncos fans, my wife and I hating the Broncos and Tebow. It was like a second Christmas.