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Medicines are fine. Illegal drugs aren’t.

Drugs are cheating.

I stopped reading as soon as you said I had a right wing fantasy. Go fuck yourself.

I know. Let them cheat and do illegal drugs. Especially when they are very obviously doing them. Cheating and illegal drugs for everyone! Integrity be damned! If we really crack down we’ll have to acknowledge that our sports heroes are fucking cheaters who use illegal drugs. So let’s just hush it all up and continue…

There’s still people that hate cheating and illegal drug use in 2015? Fuck them.

I don’t think any team had enough money to support a constant IV of steroids. That shit gets expensive.

Well, Chris “Imma let you score real quick while I run in the opposite direction” Conte is gone. So maybe they’ll only win by 10.

They didn’t give two shits about McCain being born in Panama. Don’t give two shits about Cruz being born in Canada.

But they’re just as sad as those places are cold.

I forgot all about that. Just like everyone forgot about the Falcons during that time.

Running for student council at any level.

I think you underestimate the number of celebrities attending games to raise their profile and make them seem “in-touch.” For reference, watch an LA Kings playoff game.

It would also make me personally happy as if no longer have to hear about the divisional rivalry between the Raiders and the Broncos. I lived in Colorado and have to hear about this all the time. Congratulations, your big division rival is against one of the worst teams in the league. Such an awe-inspiring matchup. I…

The most illogically divisioned team in the NFL are the Jaguars. Someone fucked up and placed them in the NFL, but no one has had the balls to fix it.

I remember when the Bucs were in the now-NFC North. Those poor bastards had two winter games guaranteed every year, and everyone else got a lovely Florida-weather game every year.

Couldn’t have happened to a better person.

I’m no expert, but refs can’t knock down coaches. Something bigger is going on here.

Well, the second half hour is filled with Abby’s Flying Fairy School and Elmo, so cutting that is a godsend. The Fairy School stuff is so frustratingly boring and uninteresting. And they animate it so it just feels out of place, not to mention it seems like you’re catching the same four episodes over and over. And…

His 2013 is repeatable? Oh, how I long for the days when he went .400 in his starts! If only we could repeat his spectacular below .500 season!