This website about penises and bears is hardly the place to talk about stats.

#2 Russia finished 4.6 points ahead of last place Brazil, to put things into perspective. They nearly doubled up the difference between 2nd and last place.

Except they spent 85% of that profit on this dude:

£88m profit for Juventus. Solid business.

And it’s not about the money, Billy! If you read comment sections across the internet, it was DESTINY that brought Pogba back.

Funny thing now that you mention it, Lilly initially thought Motumbo had called to congratulate her after the race. Sounded exactly like him. Turns out it was just Katie Ledecky.

“Never ever, ever use a rubber.”

‘When it did not seem to be drying quickly enough, someone apparently made the dubious decision to heat it in an effort to dry it — thus creating a slick, sticky and (in Baker’s words) congealed effect. [They then] applied a substance that appeared to be paint thinner in an effort to remedy the issue.’

Probably the best commercial ever.

Thank you for all you do in regards to St. Louis. It really means a lot to so many people.

(earlier in the day)

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

I thought Sochi was a shit hole of an Olympic host. Didn’t think anyone can top that. Thanks Brazil for proving me wrong.

Uhh isn’t this what snapchat is for?

“I get to joke around with these guys all day and get to do what I love for my country. I’m fine. I’m fine.”
We’d be in a better place if more people were willing to do what he does for the good of our country

Sending out dick pics is a risky move.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

Ah, so this is what they meant when they said Draymond was “undersized” for his position.

Oh neat, it looks like Neapolitan ice cream.

Slow day for Deadspin, eh? BREAKING NEWS: Athletes get pussy.