Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

“Yo where the fuck am I” - Jorah Mormont

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The problem with this statistic (there are actually several on Kellerman’s methodology, but I won’t go into those here) is that the figure of gun deaths includes suicides, a more common cause of gun death in the home than homicides and accidents combined. One can reasonably conclude that, while a gun is one of the…

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

The online chodes who lead off with how much money they make when nobody asked either A. don’t make that much money or B. have no friends in real life to talk with about how much money they have, so they have to go brag online to people they’ve never met who don’t give a fuck about how much money some dipshit…

“Donnybrook” and “big fleshpile” used in the same clip. Wonderful.

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

Exactly right. There are a lot of other 20-somethings in the league who can go more than a few weeks without a semi-drunken selfie video surfacing.

UBaby

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Matt Alberson just had his Oscar moment.

Um...not really even close to being the same thing.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

It’s so fucked up that the kids know exactly what to do on instinct.

This will be overruled. The United States Constitution states that I can own as many Colts as I want.

Deisel, Sketch, Midnight etc can't be good human names because, get this, they are already names for other things. If a name has an x or a z or more than 3 syllables or any association with some pop culture crap like Twilight then it also sucks.