To be fair Dodge has thought it’s the 1970's for quite a while now.

Does your mom make you pay rent at home?

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.

One of my goals in life is to valet an older Unimog just for the reaction value.

What’s wrong with a little body roll anyway? This is 2018, we need to stop body roll shaming. Good job little Citroën, you be you!

Cops who are concerned with looking tough shouldn’t be cops.

Yariae.

With LA traffic, 400 miles might be the only amount of distance you can cover reasonably in two years.

You missed one VERY telling Tweet about why all these people, used to driving on snow or not, were having issues:

It runs better than anything David Tracy owns.

He was driving way too high.

“This is not the ST you were looking for.” I bet they tested it right out in the open, uncamouflaged, and no one even noticed it. EDIT: now I think I get it - is this a Grand Cherokee SRT-8 competitor?

Yes, that’s why I keep an extremely pregnant woman in my passenger seat at all times.

So that’s where someone would draw the line on ticketable offenses?

Have cell phones made it to South Carolina yet?

I’d buy them all if offered, I tend to keep cars for 10 yrs 150k and when you start to figure what that kind of miles equates to in terms of seat time it really makes sense to have the best seat and sound system available.

I bought my JKU specifically to NOT have power locks/windows. I want my Jeep to work, no matter what. No electronics to crap out. Some people expect a utility vehicle to be utilitarian.

USA Today? More like USA Yesterday amirite

I love it “I’ve never owned a jeep, they are built poorly”

Probably because there’s a ton to blame them for...