Where pilots make their money:

It looks like this:

Don’t be a dick.

I imagine the family picture has everyone wearing khaki’s and matching sweaters.

Too bad I can’t afford to live near where I work.

So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Alcantra headliners are awesome. Tavarish simply made the point that BEIGE headliners are ugly.

The 257-mile figure comes on the base Model X 90D, but if you want the faster Model X P90D,

after his snowmobile mysteriously quit

Well at least it’s only like 10.5 million more than we thought.

Not true. Dickweed drivers will always be dickweed drivers. Doing it with a small motor and and aerodynamic car will still net them better mileage/emissions than if they had been driving a bigger car.

The perfect vehicle for avoiding motorcycle gangs on the Henry Hudson!

Can we stop calling semi-automatic rifles assault rifles yet? Because they aren’t.

Armored car: made to move itself around without getting hurt
Tractor: made to bend nature to the will of man

Simple, just make the tractor bulletproof before mowing down the town hall and the mayor’s house:

Pretty sure that’s a John Deere mate.

“OK, I’m not gonna make a bunch of Jalops actually like or want this bike, but maybe - just MAYBE I can make them acknowledge its right to exist.”