Ashley disagrees.

I’m totally dissapointed by the lack of “Only stupid people wear watches when you have a clock RIGHT IN YOUR POCKET” comments. That’s the only reason I clicked.

I’m totally dissapointed by the lack of “Only stupid people wear watches when you have a clock RIGHT IN YOUR POCKET”…

Wait. Why is this @OneSeanS fault? I’m sure SAS will admit he is the one provoking. He should not be provoking the wrong actions from Twitter.

I read the whole article. It’s great. Then I clicked “Comments” on the ESPN site. I wanna kill myself.

Somewhere in the world, Steve Bartman is weeping.

No. They work in different areas in a small office. I’m not sure about his “small child” status. He looks at least 15.

There’s this asshole in the office I work, who is pretty bummed out that a woman coworker doesn’t greet him ever. He doesn’t even know her name. Should I tell him off?

Who’s wrestling Hulk Hogan for it?

Your arguments are compelling.

I disagree. My belief is that there IS such a thing as cluch, and such thing as chokers. Some people have the ability to let stuff slow down when they need it the most, like a 95 mph fastball looking like a 80mph beachball; or the rim being 9 miles wide. While other people panic with pressure and become overwhelmed…

Here’s your proof, dumbass:

Yeah. For some reason, people associate broccoli to green mush. Because apparently they think the only way to cook it is steaming it. Which sucks. I usually go the sauteeing way with a lot of veggies and they taste pretty amazing.

I’m not sure you know who Dan Marino is.

Please explain.

So, in your opinion Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson are better quarterbacks than Dan Marino?

Not quite true. It was widley reported that in the final months of 2014, he had completley lost the clubhouse.

There are no technical fouls in soccer.

Or a random substitute for an ‘e’.

Say there is a handball in the area. Who takes the PK?

One day, Trout is going to be so old he’s not going to be able to hit anything.