Imo, the university should somehow tie this to football. Say something about how since the money is tight, there may not be a financial possibility for Badger football 

Tesla, because Elon.

They’re gonna need a bigger bow for the hood.

Trick question, they are all garbage.

We need a trans person to snag a sponsorship deal with a gun manufacturer. That’ll get all the wingnuts to get rid of their guns.

I don't understand Tik Tok culture at all

Instant Karma.

Sounds like Dodge making a Mitch Hedberg joke.

So now, a 5mph impact to the front corner of vehicle will now cost you >$5000 in repairs? I remember people claiming the “1st gen” Thor’s Hammer headlights were expensive to replace, so this will be crazy.

Arriving Somewhere but Not Here - Porcupine Tree:

Sad playlist? Without any Porcupine Tree?

“Cure for Pain” by Morphine. That song alone will do it, but if you really want to dig a hole and never come out, the whole album will be ensure you never again see the light of day.

if i want to buy a new car i can choose autonation or two other dealerships. Those three mega conglomerates own all the dealerships in town. Direct sales would INCREASE competition surprisingly enough!

Seeing as Alfa is one of a handful of automakers that can make a car with less quality than a Dodge, are they building new service departments for this model exclusively?

My first response was “Is that Pat?”

Something tells me those two chodes have been hiding in closets their entire lives.

Fiat and Alfa Romeo.

Counter: what if you’re leading a team of five people and everyone is amazing. This policy forces you to pick one of them as the “worst”, and suddenly that person’s financial and employment situation takes a direct hit.

Incredible restraint on the part of the patrons who subdued the shooter that they did not kill him

The color of a faded 1980's IBM computer and an interior that looks like it is out of a 70's motorhome. Hard pass.