Because it was fake.

Signed.

In 1998...

Dear Kotaku:

Paul held up the card to show the press, adding, “I mean now, shit, this is a million-dollar card, baby. This is the card I walked out [with] to the Floyd Mayweather fight. This is a million-dollar card.”

Can you compress Awkward Zombie more? I can still read some of the text if I squint just right.  Thanks!

it’s just every shonen ever. I lost interest the moment they entered a tournament where fights last episodes.

Being entitled to the free access of media is arguably one of the oldest human rights’ initiatives in history and, perhaps ironically, one of the principles behind the creation of the internet itself.

Given all the works that went out of print decades ago or never got an English release, killing amateur translations would not be a net positive.

Seriously, what is the point of this $h!t? Who watches this stuff?! Are the viewers’ lives so pathetic that they have to “live” vicariously through someone else (who also seems to be nothing)? Why are people watching a dude sleep and shower?!! If you’re gonna waste your life like that, at least plug into the Matrix so…

This is my list though. I don’t care what other people played!

Edward R Murrow put it best.

Kotaku is not a news site. This is a VG blog, not the NYT, not Bloomberg.

Nope. Because it’s pretty obvious they did it just to be an asshole.

 Not the best AC

I clicked for boobs. I watched the clips for boobs. I did not read a fucking bit of it because words are not boobs. Is this the girl who started “Ok Boomer”? If so, this is not the path I would have taken afterwards, but whatever.

That stuck out to me as well. That one phrase says A LOT.

“she needed to put something up on TikTok that day”

Very long article for what boils down to “men on the internet like attractive women”

Attractive person has a viral hit on a social media platform, news at 11.