I will concede that Justin Bieber’s choice of religions is not one I would choose (problematic church culture), but millions of people credit God in some form for getting sober around the world every day, so if that’s what helped him not drink himself to death, I think we could do the bare minimum of not snarking on…

The fact that Girl Scouts is still affiliated with him in any way, more than four years after he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, is the larger problem. But better late than never, I suppose.

Oh, they’ll all be fine. They’ll get some cushy “consulting” gig at the Heritage Foundation or a visiting professorship at Liberty. And if they’re truly so incompetent that they can’t even land something along those lines, well... I hope they saved a lot of money during their 15 minutes of fame, otherwise they’ll have…

I think the former employees of Waddles administration should form their own ODESSA organization and flee to South America on fake passports.

I’m amazed they’re having any difficulty at all, TBH.  Give it a few months until organizations figure that everyone’s collective memory spans have forgotten about all of this, and they’ll be hired.  Even with Forbes saying to companies: “if you hire anyone from this administration, we’ll figure everything you say is…

having been a Girl Scout mom for a couple of miserable years all I can say is the organization is pretty trash. There is no scouting. No outdoorsyness. Just a LOOOOT of work selling cookies of which the girls get very little money. Pretty lame.

it could be all beat to hell, looking like roast beef

And I’ve got the diabetes, which I can’t blame on them but wish I could.

They’re also made with palm oil, which depletes rain forests, contributes to slave labor and kills orangutans.

Yep. As much joy as this situation produces now, you can be sure it’s only a temporary setback. Would be great though if McEnany wound up working as a paralegal for a storefront ambulance chaser somewhere in desert dust of Oklahoma.

I’m encouraged by this, but I want to see how long it lasts. After Trump has been out of office for a couple of months and Republicans get all riled up because Biden doesn’t hate trans people the way they wish he would and because he keeps on condemning white supremacy, I wonder if these folks are going to suddenly…

and tenants, including the Girl Scouts of Greater New York, are trying to end their leases in his towers.

They only care about children who don't exist. 

I grew up with parents like Claudia’s. My mother died in 2016 and I still have to deal with everyone telling me what a great and powerful woman and mother she was. Anything I say is dismissed as me being spoiled or rebellious. Even though I’m 31, I still don’t have the right to my own narrative apparently.

I’m pretty sure they’re just projecting tbh 

Yet not a peep regarding this from the trash cabal of MAGAt/QAnon assholes, otherwise so concerned about “the children”.

I have never heard that, but now I’m going to ask my wife if her doctor ever asked how old I am, or if my sister ever makes note of father’s age in her evals. That should absolutely be discussed.

There are lot of OBs out there giving the same advise in person to their patients. My wife has been told by her OB that if we want children we need to start trying immediately (my wife is 35). We literally got married a month ago. Her sister and her best friend both had kids after 35 and both had terribly hard times…

I despise Bullshit Barbie, but let’s be fair, Hillary Clinton was also a carpetbagger. The Clintons bought their NY home after she decided to run for Moynihan’s vacated senate seat. I can totally see Vanky running against Rubio and winning. Little Marco better watch his back. Unless of course NY comes through for us…

$10 says she doesn’t have a prescription but also is firmly against the legalization of cannabis.