Oh Sarah. Her brain is like pin ball machine for crazy thoughts.

Who is this “John” Stewart to whom you refer?

I don’t even know why she is meeting with him.

 You can count on me for $50. I'd happily pay much more than that, but my finances aren't particularly great at the moment. Okay, okay, $100. 

There’s also this, if you didn’t hear.

As a veteran I absolutely love that Cohen used her fetisaztion/exploitation of Veterans against her.  She is the worst kind of “patriot.”

Trump did his usual brand of diplomacy before jetting off to Europe. He lavished praise on former UK Foreign Secretary and excruciating international embarrassment, Boris Johnson.

Has anyone tried explaining to this cockwomble that in its entire history, NATO has only ever had to defend one country?

HA HA HAAAAAAA her model??? what kind of model???  Ford Pinto of models?

So I’ve heard 3 theories - 1 is that she has built up scar tissue after getting fillers so regularly (every 3 months) for so long, hence her lips are bigger than before. 2 is that the stuff to dissolve the filler didn’t dissolve all of it, so there’s still some in there. 3 is of course that she’s lying and is just…

Crazy, but I think this one of the most honest statements she made. After she got those fillers and lied that it was how she applies her lipstick, she came out with those lip kits which were a huge success among teenagers girls and her make up line was established. She’s made millions off of it.

Yeah, she’s lying. Her lips were a thin straight line. She just made them a little smaller than the overfilled look she had for a while.

Now she just looks like she’s had ordinary lip filler injections, as opposed to super-mega-über lip filler injections. It’s still a HUGE difference compared to her natural lips.

We all laugh but the joke’s on us

I was a little scared to make such a drastic change to the part of my face that defined my career

OMay, I wouldn’t say she had allllll that stuff sucked out, but she did have it taken down to a more realistic level that looks better and like something she could have been actually born with. Now maybe her sisters will consider thier ridiculous lip injections, as well.

did she really get all of the filler out cuz they still look a little plumper than they did pre lip filler.  ??  

You have to be white.

Even though the drinking age is 21 you have to be an incredibly obnoxious 19 year old to get kicked out for being underage. Particularly in a gay bar.