This team is boring and this town smells like five different kinds of piss.

The Dodgers’ Rally Granny is funny (“I tell everybody that I supplement my Social Security with pole dancing”) and she knows her own worth (“Can they put an image of me on there without my permission?” she asks of a t-shirt being sold with her picture on it). This Los Angeles Times profile of her is great.

Now that the Yankees have two guys named Frazier, the lesser one should have to change their last name to Niles.

Since you left me behind

Jaco’s was such a tragic story. He just couldn’t keep it between the ditches, as they say.

Must be a sucker for this....

Jaco!

I used to hate the Yankees. They made it easy with the “spend first, think later” attitude of the George Steinbrenner era. The group in charge now seems to have learned that that was a dumb attitude and they’ve built these teams the right way. Right now, I don’t hate them. SOME of their fans are another story. If…

Third option: you could just choose Mike Trout as your favorite young player instead

> or I convince myself that the Yankees aren’t such a bad organization to get behind

I don’t know how to cope with having my favorite young MLB player a fucking Yankee.

History is going to make Wayne Gretzky look pretty bad for the temerity of choosing to wear #99 before Aaron Judge was even born.

Ichiro.

Idea: The Indians should wear the names of all the players from Major League.

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend

I wish the NFL would do this just so we can see what Gronk comes up with.