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Or even your life in certain parts of the country!

I can respect it for that reason. I dunno, maybe if it was a Harrison song I’d be more predisposed to liking it. Just a personal preference though.

We Do What We Must, Because We Can.

I refuse to believe that First Cow is anything other than a movie about a farmer being elected President and moving into the White House with his prize steer. 

Oh fuck I forgot about Cave Johnson!

I suppose Steve Trevor’s fear of escalation just took him to a whole different level.

Do you expect me to talk ?
- No mister Bond, I expect you to sing.

Oddjob: The Musical!

Herbert Kornfeld has gone to the big accounting office in the sky.

I’m surprised Animal Crossing hasn’t been getting its due. It may not be the most gamey game out there, and for most, the novelty has likely turned into a drudgery (As always happens with Animal Crossing games), but BOY was it a comfort for many of us in troubled times. If there were ever an argument for video games’

And T. Herman Zweibel, the deranged millionaire publisher emeritus.

Peanut M&M J.K. Simmons.

The Peter Parker hater.

Doesn’t Apple still own the NeXT trademark? Can’t imagine the company that brought you Siri would be happy about a show about a rogue AI using the same name.

Anchower and Teasdale always left me kind of sad because I sort of knew people who could’ve been them. But Kornfeld was excellent and his office feuds always entertained. 

It has been a long time since Anchower rapped at ya.

“It Was Always About Tha Numbaz”.

My grandmother was born in the rural south of the 20s, and had never seen an escalator until we took her to a mall in the early 90s.  To boot she wasn’t the most ambulatory in her later years, and she got one foot on the contraption and just froze.  Teen me had to think quick and pick her off her feet and put her on

A quick visit to the Wu Tang name generator tells me that the Onion’s favorite accountz reeceevable supervisa Herbert Kornfeld is now named Authority Goosy.