I do. I came to work, folded boxes, and went home, same as I do now. It’s still the most exciting part of my day!

I hope they were actors, otherwise Cathy got a raw deal

Apparently all of Breaking Bad was on X Files.

It better have been, after they dropped the ball on the Eugenics Wars coverage.

Because we’re frogs and it’s in the Scorpion’s nature.

Hey, I didn’t know who Carl Bernstein was in 1983. Of course, in 1983 I was five years old.

Clearly this is all just guerilla marketing for the upcoming The Jerk reboot.

Yeah. This struck me as a weird, slightly shitty tangent in an otherwise fairly good review. Rust belt blue collar kid here and we *never* fucked with more than one fork.

I hope Bill Hader gets a role in this so we can have plenty of stories about how he went from being a PA on the first movie to a random supporting role now.

From out of space came a runaway planet, hurtling between the earth and moon, unleashing cosmic destruction. Man’s civilization was cast in ruins! It was in all the papers back then.

I will wait for the gritty reboot, where Chip drops out of high school to tour with his band and winds up in jail, the twins are running a test taking scam, Thirsty is basically Frank Gallagher, and Lois is cheating on Hi and eventually leaves him, taking Trixie and the dog with, which causes severe depression and the…

When your parents tell you “You can be anyone you want to be” and you take it waaaaay too literally.

And the idea that successive generations were somehow entitled to a standard of living greater than or equal to that of the preceding generation.

Aww, I was hoping for an adaptation of Browne’s other strip, “Hi and Lois”!

All because of a meteor or something that shattered the world in 1994. It toed the line beautifully between original ideas and blatantly ripping off about six other things. 

A taste of things to come?

Every day is Werner Herzog week.  

Yea i don’t get how this concept is so difficult for people to grasp. These communities are so ravaged because corporations found someone in cambodia who can do their job for a nickel cheaper. Then automation came along and even more jobs disappeared. Democrats ignored those communities and the right told them it was…

No, I’m pretty sure he played Meg Ryan’s shopaholic best friend in one of Nora Ephron’s latter-day screenplays.