Just don’t look to far into the future there because, spoiler, it doesn’t end well

Yeah, people fearing theaters are going to disappear are very hyperbolic. A lot of companies will probably go bankrupt because we fucked things up so bad. But once we do have things figured out cultural social spots are going to explode. 

A few years from now, when we have a reliable vaccine in place, movie theaters are going to explode again along with other retail. It'll probably be a different company though. Someone is going to take over the empty movie theater spaces eventually and make bank.

Further shade on Franklin: he totally screwed up for posterity which end of an electric current should be called positive and which negative.

Does he at least still get credit for the glass armonica?

Candyman is HORRIFYING. I genuinely cannot watch that movie again. It is batshit terrifying. “Helllennnnn..........”

The singers that have been murdered after singing “Wind Beneath my Wings” are too numerous to count. They were all considered justifiable homicides.

“Fuck you, The Seventies!”

I could suggest quite a few things about generic white dudes IRL, vis-a-vis D&D, CRPGs, and paying full price to be beta testers for a video game.

As a generic white dude, I take offense. I’m not sure about what, but rest assured I’m offended. 

“Halloween” and “any of the Halloween movies” - two very different animals. Like “Jaws” and “Jaws movies”, or “Superman” and “Superman movies”. “Halloween” is a classic for very good reason. 

And Phantom Manor is the best iteration of the ride since it’s got Vincent Price.

Indeed, one of the best descriptions I’ve heard for the state of America in the 1970s (which you could easily apply to today) was, “One damn thing after another.” You had:

sometimes you just need a paycheck, or your agent gives you really bad advice

“Say what you will about the tenets of Online Gambling, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”

Well he was a Brat Pack guy and in St. Elmos fire and some other dumb movies. I do think the sex tape probably hurt his career at the time but then he’s really had a much better later career than Emilio Estevez and Andrew McCarthy and all the rest of his peers so who knows, maybe scandal and comeback actually helped…

Probably has something to do with the horrific nanotech he used to install his cyberlegs in the first place.

“Now relax and have some corn bread.”

I prefer the term “synthetic dental school person.”

Blue Jasmine is one of just 4-5 movies he’s made in the past 20 years that is worth seeing. Others: