I won’t lie, watching Pelosi go Superfly off the podium, gavel cocked at Kevin McCarthy’s skull, would be an entertaining change of pace.

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Butthole Cuts was the name of my Ska band.

No, it’s really not.  All that the electoral college and the Senate do is provide for undemocratic rule of two of the three branches of government.  The framers were so concerned over a tyranny of the majority that they built a system that allows for a tyranny of the minority.  

Jesus’ body was so full of carbs that it literally turns into bread.

Jesus was notorious for only doing cardio, and they didn’t even have protein powder back then, let alone steroids, so that’s a fair assessment.

What a tired line that is. The electoral college is a national gerrymandering system built on the paper-thin notion that the number of states matters more than the number of people. It does not. It is a national election. A hundred people here equals a hundred people there.

But why are states needed?

And that robot?

But it’s simple: when wintertime comes around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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Given they’ve done everything else three times over they really should do an episode where Dr. Hibbert is found out to be a serial rapist.

“Also, Bill Murray is among the last people I would want with me during a life crisis”

I mean, it’s like they’re not even willing to imagine what a career outside of the liberal arts would be like. That such a life would be so unthinkable as to be unfilmable.

As a rule, you shouldn’t do pushups at a funeral.

All of which shows just how terribly dated this show is and why it needs to just end already.

Your regular reminder that a majority of boomers started voting republican back in 1980 and never looked back.

Speaking of which, I’m surprised that Dr. Hibbert is still a character. Not only is he voiced by a white guy, he specifically was created as a Bill Cosby analogue much how Rainer Wolfcastle was Schwarzenegger and Drederick Tatum Tyson. So he’s kind of doubly problematic.

No, race does not determine voice. It’s an incredibly racist thing to suggest otherwise. Culture determines voice.

I haven’t played video games in a good 15+ years, but the Ravenholm level in Half-Life 2 was the scariest fucking level that I ever played.