That is a pretty easy hurdle to clear, just set it a few years after she gets out of the pod. Honestly they missed a trick with Newt, since she’s a pretty easy character to continue the franchise with if Sigourney Weaver got bored fighting aliens all the time. Might even argue that Alien 3 but Newt survived would hold…

I think Jon Hamm was gotten pretty right in Baby Driver... but I guess that might not be the kind of role he wants to play all the time?

God, has it really been 20 years?

Solo was his dog’s name. He loved that dog.

“I like the name Solo.”

For me, that’s partly because it doesn’t feel limited by its rating. The kids are pointedly sheltered from grisly spectacle; so is the audience. And it definitely doesn’t pull its punches when it comes to a certain metal object.

Stegrelo is right, of course. They do not end up together. She gives him the diamond earring because 1) it is her way of acknowledging his value as a human being, which is Bender’s big issue, and 2) so he will not forget about her, since they will not be friends come Monday.

That part of this article is very confusing to me. I never thought that Bender was supposed to be cool or a role model. Yes, he harasses her and that’s because he’s a bully who is the product of an abusive home. It’s not like he and Claire wind up dating at the end of the movie.

But the Gormenghast books offer a third option, and in that respect I think that they owe something to the Dadaist interpretation of the early twentieth century. You have the failed traditions, you have the callow, wicked authoritarian who repurposes them, and then you have Titus who has the courage to leave. To…

The Resistance sent Lee Harvey Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan back in time to stop him but their info was limited. They only knew he was one of the Kennedys, presumably John F. or Robert. Noone suspected it would be Ted.

Obligatory Carter/Trump comparison: https://www.theonion.com/you-people-made-me-give-up-my-peanut-farm-before-i-got-1819585048

I am deeply sad that Cracked lost most of their stalwarts and all of their video cast. Modern internet company economics suck.

All I’m asking for is they keep the scene where the coach whacks an annoying little kid in the face without a shred of remorse. We need more scenes like that.

No, he ordered a Pepsi Free, not a Crystal Pepsi.

Well, that’s one of the things the show has admitted to taking artistic license on, no intelligence agency in their right mind works their agents as hard as they work in the show. Most of what they would be doing is normal everyday stuff, and occasionally getting valuable info to pass on. Anyone who was working as…

The Evangelical beliefs seem to be built around picking the worst option at every turn and then being very smug about it. Like they don’t align to any part of the Bible and their beliefs all seem to contradict themselves until you realize that the main link is that everything they do is the awful choice.

I want to make you happy so, yes, I just drew it for you.

I don’t know, man. Pretty sure that was Checkov’s necklace

Yes, I use a top sheet- because I am not a monster.

Culture achieved perfection in 1990; that’s just scientific fact.