A new Tales From the Crypt with Christopher Lloyd as the Crypt Keeper is the only thing that would keep me from missing the puppet.

But everyone remembers the theme song, right? Or at least George Constanza’s answering machine message?

The irony is that the film is about the pitfalls of angry people needing to put their anger elsewhere, and how displacing anger onto other people or situations will only reap more anger in re-turn.

Cannibal pony was surprisingly metal for its day.

It’s all the fault of that book “From the mixed up files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler”...

For those of us old enough to have seen Nicholson in “The Shining,” his performance as Joker was especially unnerving as it subtly incorporated certain aspects of that earlier “Jack.”

Don’t kinkshame me bro.

They have money and are going to die soon. My pride isn’t worth that much. Strike while the iron is hot.

The mole rat will be CGI.

I watched that show much more than a college-age person should...but that supporting voice cast kept dragging me back in.

Damn, dad. I thought I blocked you!

Also the only Armenian.

Well sure. But as Lando was the only black guy in the entire universe, I’d guess Glover had a more vested interest in looking up to him as a kid.

This is why I picked a safe religion. I’m a member of the Esoteric Order of Dagon.

She was 18 when it was published. She wrote it when she was about 15 or 16.

I was so blown away about a year ago when I learned that The Outsiders was written by an 18 year old woman. I never really liked the book - I didn’t hate it - but I definitely respect it more as a first novel from essentially a kid.

Nah the proper counter would be a fundamental Christian who became an instagram friends with the uncaring cold nothingness of the universe and the embodiment of rational scientific thought.

“I’ll level with you guys, I’m actually a kitchen droid. They stuck me here due to budget constraints and uploaded a Wookieepedia article on human anatomy into my hard-drive. I should be deglazing right now.”

Even back then, I feel like they already had the concept of "if you're not paying for the product, you are the product." I mean, broadcast TV was a pretty clunky and scattershot implementation of that philosophy, compared to modern-day consumer targeting, but it was still a thing.