Come to work. Log in to PC. Open Jelopnik. See smashed racecar. Be sad. :(

Iran’s Retweet.

Of course!

huge tanker rant coming, possibly today.

Im glad you're here. That was the first thing I saw and it bugged me the rest of the damn article. Trying to refrain from running over to twitter and yelling at them. Not Tylers fault, but still, jeez...

don't worry, you're not alone with the OCD. I immediately sent a Twitter at them when I read the caption.

The media SUCKS at telling a tank from mobile artillery. They basically think that anything with 2 tracks on it is a "tank"... I've seen it happen countless times.

would you rather them call you the proper thing? Gun bunny?

What makes them not tanks? I honestly don't know. I see a big gun on a turret sitting on tracks and I think "tank".

No worries good eye! Most people don't know what a M109 is.

For sure, but this is just one tiny section of what is there. The tweet may call them tanks, but I didn't.

THANK YOU! I was just going to post that.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me" and "Do you want to live forever" are probably the most popular phrases used by soldiers going back to the Hittites.

If you put a Honda sticker on it, will it immediately explode?

Ford GT40 and Ford GT. Just saying.

The Army actually toyed with the idea of buying an Armed Aerial Scout version of the Lakota to replace the OH-58:

With a Fenestron!

Just thought I'd stop back here and let you know that this post was the inspiration for my invention, Cyclone, which just went on sale.