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It will be 8 episodes of Dexter putting on women’s clothing and hanging around in bars......

People who have already burned through Hannibal, Bates Motel, and The Following during quarantine.

Dexter wakes up in his bed in Florida, remembers scraps of a really dumb dream in which he’s working as a lumberjack, then eats a quick breakfast before heading out to create a truly satisfying conclusion to his story.

“John Wick fights Dracula” is an odd phrasing, because it implies the absurd possibility that John Wick could lose.

There has been basically 0 coverage of BuzzfeedNews story about FinCEN Files. Does anyone remember the Panama Papers except as a way to embarrass a couple of celebs? No one at all cares about the Paradise papers.

I mean, seriously. It’s kind of sad that the most reasonable response to the video comes from her. ‘I tried to do something nice. It didn’t totally work. Oh, well.’

Isn’t it great how the highest profile backlash against rich people, the thing everyone in the country knows about is how a bunch of actors sang an overplayed Beatles’ outtake. Not, you know, Palantir, not Amazon’s abuse of workers and union busting, not rich people lining up to buy up private islands to hide out…

Well, I’ll guess this will teach her to try and be positive on the internet.

Let him finish!!! “Eddie Van Halen: meh favorite guitar player.”

Did he ask to be perfectly clear?

Did he punctuate every sentence with “FOLKS”?

this seems bad but he did land the coveted Taliban endorsement, so win/win! 

Superman is not only an immigrant but he is also technically not a legal immigrant.

You know things are bad when I feel like we'd be better off with Lex Luthor as our president.

I’m shocked ... he didn’t consider a Punisher logo instead. The white supremacy blue lives qanon folk all love to misinterpret the point of that character and the fact that the majority of creators and actors portraying him hate them. 

My first thought was “what in the living fuck was that”, and it was also my second and third and most subsequent thoughts.

Obama smacked the shit out of the fly that landed on him. Pence's robot sensors aren't sensitive enough to pick up moment near his head.