On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

That's an engaged couple?!? I thought it was a publicity still from Motherboy XXXV, "Sons of the South."

Every time I hear about Chris Pratt, I'm all like:

Long debates about squirting. Ha ha. It's real.

I mean, sure, a lot of mainstream female ejaculation porn is fake, but you really need to brush up on the breadth of available porn if you think ALL female ejaculation is faked. It's definitely not.

For all the pedants complaining about the spelling of everyone's favorite cold weather beverage, has it ever occurred to you that maybe "hot coco" is a reference to Ice-T's wife? She's a whole lotta woman and four mugs isn't nearly enough to contain her.

Chris Brown is (say it with me) :

I would have put the cat down. Sorry, my baby's health > all the cats. I don't like cats, they are gross, and a sick old cat with incontinence is the last thing you want around a newborn. He's a goddamn saint for finding it a home, tbh.

He found a loving home for his cat? How fucking dare he! Ugh! /s

Cat shit can be extremely dangerous to both pregnant women and newborn babies. So stop being a twit. Seriously.

Every single time Chris Pratt is brought up, there's always at least one person reminding everyone that he once found another loving home for a cat with needs that he could not accommodate anymore. I guess it's you this time.

Am I the only one who thinks that banning female ejaculation is the most offensive?

I refuse to believe that anyone who has spent a lifetime in food service would advocate making your own tea/lemonade at the table. When I worked in restaurants we HATED those people! They made a huge mess and rarely tipped well. No one I know who has worked in restaurants would ever do this.

A lot of this comes off as crass and cheap. Bring your own tea bags? I'd kick you out of my restaurant. And all of us could do without the food police and concern trolling - I can look after my own blood sugar and everything on the planet is filled with chemicals from Diet Coke on down to sea sponges. Really, now.

Wow, buddy. It's salt in pasta water. Get some context for your anger and vitriol.

Oh my God, you sound like ten of my most annoying customers ever, all rolled into one.

It's because it's not a black and white situation. As a rape survivor, frankly this pisses me off. It doesn't feel legit to me. The way he's talking about it, as if he couldn't say no and couldnt even talk to his girlfriend about it because he was SO committed to the ART, oh and the poor other boyfriend... to me it…

He can't.

There was no presumption that no-one would harm him. He literally provided participants with a whip and pliers as two of the six or so objects they were offered to use on him. Plus, he based his piece on Abramovic's work in which she was harmed.

they could do whatever they wanted with him