Boy, when they said “and now for something completely different” they weren’t foolin, huh?

Once-talented and respected comedian senses he’s drifting away from the cultural zeitgeist, panics, blames the woke mob/PC police/kids these days for his problems instead of trying to learn something new, becomes tedious, unfunny crank. Tale as old as time.

Settle down, Mister Yankovic.

As I sit here and watch the water start to boil

See: Dean Cain, Ricky Schroder, Scott Baio 

A recent A. V. Club article on Bourdain is facing criticism from readers who don’t want to watch a stupid fucking video.

“You didn’t pay me nearly enough to deal with the real world consequences of the hate speech dog whistling you refuse to acknowledge, Ted.”

Sounds like Ellen is more DeSelfish than DeGenerous. 

What are they supposed to do? Make sure that media companies don’t become information/entertainment monopolies?

This should up her Q rating.

I hope she does her version of the National Anthem; that’ll get them ‘muricans fired up.

Dare we dream she’ll talk about liberal snowflakes, and how cancel culture is ruining comedy.  Dare we?

TIL Fox News has a streaming service. 

. . . it’s totally OK if that’s how you want to spend your time?

Oh man, Hamm would be perfect as Young Drebin. Now I need this to happen immediately.

Yeah, I came here to say.

Well, thank you for taking us on your journey?

Dude’s a fucking wanker. Irrespective of the truth of all accusations, he’s just such a fucking weird prick who desperately wants to be more interesting than he is.

me...right here...I buy pre-made guac LOL.  It’s good (but not as good as freshly made) and if you don’t break the foil seal can last quite a while.  I’m not proud LOL.

With all the pseudo-science cr@p that Dr. Oz has pushed... I trust Ozzy more!