ehhhhhh I think he still is.  But it’s close now and who would have believed than even 5 years ago!

Frank is no longer DC’s most embarrassing Miller.

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

Thank god that’s over. The nation can now begin to heal.

Willis?

What the fuck you talking about?

The juxtaposition of this show and the current Lakers’ futility couldn’t be more fun.  I hate superteams.

He’s obviously on... speed.

Gotta be hard to get that money.  Herbert knew it.

Needs to get Herbert Kornfeld on those accounts pay’bo bitches, for sure.

Notright notright notriiiight.

Life is indeed too short, but I am completely uninterested in anything further Mo’Nique has to say on or off screen. 

Dude, Where’s My Car? is underrated.

Goddamn you.

Take my damn star and retire, you magnificant bastard.

I haven’t seen Speed 2, I heard it is not that good. I have seen the house it paid for and I assure you, it’s lovely.

Eventually all KFC offerings come out in spray form, if you catch my drift.

Maybe it was part of a weird plea deal.

“What the fuck?”