Ha ha, ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

Suddenly, I have a craving for cranberry juice.

Nope, you’re not big mad that someone doesn’t think your hate-watching posts are as scintillating as you do... no, not at all.

I bet you star your own posts too.

Here’s hoping your new obsession with me is more interesting than the post you had to have made last week about how you couldn’t even muster negative emotions about rappers and superheroes twerking - how many posts did that take?

I may not be able to read but my ability to count is still up to par - that’s now five separate posts about a  show you’re forcing yourself to watch for reasons.

You can’t even muster negative emotions against a show so bad you wrote three separate posts about it? Come on...

There’s an acceptable time for a standing ovations now? Not everything that happens is newsworthy.

Gotcha - you do the calling out and bitch when you get called out. Thanks for sharing.

One that apparently will play a third season of Chrissy’s Court.

Third season? This is the first I’ve heard of this show and I have a Roku TV.

Even then...

I hear the shrimp is marinated in Tom Hanks’ tears.

There’s a better chance of a Jack Rabbit Slim’s opening up before that happens.

There’s almost 40 Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurants around the world, how many more monuments to Forrest Gump do you need?

Just be sure the crying about superheroes is done as a meme, otherwise, no one will care.

So that thing where Campbell accused Lawrence of sexual harassment is now just so much water under the bridge?

Damn Gina, indeed...

I get the need to integrate the Justice League, but Cyborg should have stayed with the Titans. That’s why he’s the weak link in Doom Patrol, they already got a metal man.

Meanwhile, Ray Fisher checks his phone even more frequently to see if DC Films returned his calls.

Now that’s an apology a cowboy by way of Sacramento and Portland can be proud of.

John C. Reilly in a show about pro basketball in Los Angeles...could work.