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Meh - let me know if there’s talk about a sequel to “Gigli

I read how Chase wanted Van Zandt to play Tony Soprano, I wonder if that would have gave the world a mobster Bruce Springsteen.

They’re saving that for when she turns on the stove.

Even in their prime, A.J. McLean and Nick Carter couldn’t outdrink Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.

It’s a shame the monkeys couldn’t tell their side of the story at the reunion, I bet they would have been more coherent than Matthew Perry.

They have shirtless angels in Heaven? *yee-haw*

Twitch is also in play, depending on the situation.

“Best I can give you is $50...”
Rick Harrison

I guess it’s true, you can’t please everyone; at least Margaret Cho’s slightly happier.

Rest assured, the last president did ask, after asking for a Diet Coke first.

That’s only for pickup basketball games.

Great! Now let’s do the same with Tucker Carlson.

Will it though? Producing and appearing in that cooking show “Knife Fight” is the only food related thing she’s known for, and even that’s a stretch.

Gary the Rat could make a cameo!

Poor guy’s suffering from the health problems from hell.

But not black enough for Smith15Em, who knew one’s racial identity depended on how much of a victim you think Cyborg is...

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FranklinonFood

Thank you for not declaring it now White Woman Summer Rita Wilson.

And her breasts will be (wait for it...) legendary.

Spoiler Alert: The dad is the first guy she fucks after she get her COVID shot, and they lift restrictions in her state.