People who are excited about the “Friends” reunion.

So a boring show is still boring? Got it.

Who is Alex Trebek? 

Not yet, just wait when Disney’s version of the X-Men is released.

This is the type of Christian the religious right who support Trump can rally around.

“I am Jack’s raging indifference.”
Edward Norton

Especially the ones still working in this administration.

In a related story, human Twitter-bot Azealia Banks is currently waiting by a phone.

“A little steam to that area would have cleared that up!”
Rich blonde woman

In a related story, Paltrow stuns the culinary world after confessing she didn’t make or eat any of the recipes in the cookbook she put out.

“God, Is Anyone There? It’s Me, Chelsea” 

“Pervert!”
Non-MAGA Americans

What are the odds Gillis apologizes by doing a Mickey Rooney in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” impersonation, 50/50?

That tongue lashing she gave Kanye definitely straightened him up, he hasn't been a problem since.

“By Gawd Cersei, that’s Joffrey’s music! Business is about to pick up!”
Ye olde J.R.

Him and that other guy who constantly dropped his shorts, King Hippo.

We can still talk shit about her cookbook though, right?

“I want that motherfucking steam on my motherfucking vagina!”
Pepper Potts outtake

And who knows, maybe steaming your vagina causes memory loss.

Does he rock out with his cock out before or after he kills a deadbeat dad?