Larry Sanders never would have touched Trump’s hair.

Ottawa’s 2017 playoff run to a double-overtime loss in game 7 against Pittsburgh in the Eastern Conference Final seems so long ago.

Trump would be Henry Hill because if there’s anyone who deserves to live the rest of his life like a schnook, it’s Trump.

Upon hearing this news, the original Aunt Viv cackled in delight and then continued greeting the people entering Wal-mart with an even bigger smile on her face.

When I saw two people doing it in a Burger King bathroom, I don’t think you could call that “dancing”.

Don’t, his ability to fall upwards is baffling enough.

For the sake of this poster’s sanity, nobody show them a picture of Pete Davidson and tell them that was Grande’s fiancée once.

How is it Campbell’s never thought to have Warhol in a commercial eating any of their soup?

Unless he does a review of “Holmes & Watson”, pass.

Clearly it’s more damaging than what was on the tapes someone had on the Fox executives who greenlighted “Bones”.

“Not supporting my racist tweets, and Israel shows ABC are the real Nazis!”
Roseanne Barr

“The Logan Paul Story”, starring Pete Davidson. 

It was undone by his insistence on filming everything involved in his scam, but no one ever said he was a smart conman.

To be fair, why would a conman keep a paper trail of where the money he stole went?

Shouldn’t the names of the nominees for Best Director be listed instead of the movies they directed?

I didn’t even know that much.

As long as he doesn’t lie about killing me last, it’s all good.

Evil Freddy Mercury was a fine foil for Ah- nold; if you insist on saying otherwise, I’m not gonna shoot you between the eyes, I’m gonna shoot you between the balls!

Is anyone going to be surprised when Trump’s lawyers inevitably say their client couldn’t have colluded with Russia because he’s never known what the word “collude” means?

This will be the worst presidential basketball video game faux pas until Trump’s inclusion in the next version of “NBA Jam”.