Of course Dennis Miller doesn’t have time to write mean jokes about Michelle Wolf, being a part of Bill O’Reilly’s “The Spin Stops Here” tour takes a lot out of an asshole.

Picture it: Frequent Kwik-E-Mart robber Snake shoots Apu in the head during a botched robbery. A member of the Simpsons’ family get him to the hospital where Dr. Hibbert saves Apu’s life by removing the bullet from his brain. Apu now talks without the accent, because the bullet affected the part of the brain that…

Hey, you may not be impressed with her looks, but I’m sure the gay guy who hired her thinks Tina Fey is more than up for the job.

According to Charlie Murphy, Prince also liked pancakes.

Justin Beiber got into the University of Central Florida on a Robot Hockeyball scholarship.

The guy from Tufts may not know basketball, but he did do a decent Icky Shuffle.

I’d wonder how an episode of“Legend of Tomorrow” appeared in my browser without my asking for it.

Sophia rode Space Mountain? I figured Blanche would be the one to fuck Ric Flair...

I thought the Mob took over the best spots for that.

It’s called artisan dirt, and 7 gal bag goes for $20 in Brooklyn.

If you ain’t first, you crash?

How about some props for writing the book “Run This Town” the upcoming drama film “Run This Town” is based on?

Yes, and he went to Weight Watchers for acting lessons.

{ A single tear rolls down David Spade’s face }

{ A single tear rolls down David Spade’s face }

No, but in a time when people get big mad that Jimmy Fallon didn’t morph into a serious journalist instead of the performing monkey NBC hired him to be when he interviewed Trump on “The Tonight Show”, you take what you can get.

Doolittle was covering Toronto City Council and Ford long before the crack video was begin shopped around. You think Ford was only newsworthy when Gawker knew who he was? Come on...

What better time to test his white privilege?

If De Niro had that attitude, he won’t have won an Oscar for “Raging Bull”.

I’m sure he does too.