People should cosplay as FIFA glitches. Seriously.

Nope thats pretty much what you get out of ESB as well. All of the starfighters were being tasked with evacuating the base, so they were only left with speeders with low-power weapons on them that were at that point JUST barely working Remember Han went out for Luke on Tauntaun BECAUSE the speeders couldn’t handle the…

Playing for Wisconsin, I’m surprised his proudest moment wasn’t “our team getting an offensive touchdown that one time”.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

[rhythmic clapping sound]

Hey, they won...something.

Have to disagree on that. If anyone doesn’t have to worry about being fucked as much as she wants, that person would be Kate Upton.

Yes, a Whirlpool heiress and engaged to a man with a $200M contract. Many of us are fucked. She is not.

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

I think he’s just pointing out that win-loss records still matter to a disturbingly large subset of baseball writers.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Future news:
Cleveland browns sign Deer from Facebook video to play middle line backer.

Oh, dear. No... I mean dear. No! I mean DEAR!!! Ah, forget it. I hate my phone.

Either that, or he terrorizes the city and kindly requests breakfast be served past 11:30.

No surprise here, we’re not talking about Charles Stayer

I love the piping-hot “Well, GMs in the NFL will take this rank disloyalty into account come draft day” take-- as if they would ever give a flying fuck (and probably would give bonus points for that player’s commitment to a pro career).

People continue to be amazed that transcendentally talented athletes might kinda be dicks. I’m thinking, didn’t you go to school in the United States? Don’t you remember what the jocks were like in your high school? Now, imagine what one of them would be like who really is the shit.

That “something right” is backing up a truck full of money to their doorsteps. :P

Last I heard, both Masamune Shirow, and Mamoru Oshii are really liking what they’re doing. When the series creator, and the director of the original movie are both digging it, they must be doing something right.

As a Bills fan all I can say is what an embarrassment.