Either that, or he terrorizes the city and kindly requests breakfast be served past 11:30.

No surprise here, we’re not talking about Charles Stayer

I love the piping-hot “Well, GMs in the NFL will take this rank disloyalty into account come draft day” take-- as if they would ever give a flying fuck (and probably would give bonus points for that player’s commitment to a pro career).

People continue to be amazed that transcendentally talented athletes might kinda be dicks. I’m thinking, didn’t you go to school in the United States? Don’t you remember what the jocks were like in your high school? Now, imagine what one of them would be like who really is the shit.

It’s not.

I’m sure the Zen Master meant that precise word to insult Lebron. Maybe he meant it in the tone of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s My Posse’s on Broadway? Hell, he could have said crew, clique, gang, or better yet, goon squad, and it would have meant the same thing.

Tone-Loc was excellent in Blank Check.

Phil wanted to throw them out, so he just grabbed ‘em by the posse.

holy shit you morons are fucking defensive.

Is This A Dick Move Or What?

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

“It’s a film that will expect its audience to cheer as a woman in hijab asks about her rights and is told, “You ain’t got shit, sweetheart.”

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

“she boiled a pot of water. Then, she walked over to Smith and poured it on him. When Smith didn’t react strongly enough for her, she started hitting him with her open hands, she told police.”

Had my choice of watching this piece of shit game on ESPN, MSG, and SNY yesterday. I call it the Triple Brown.

Shhh...that’s racist somehow.

Why is it such a big deal that one would need ID to vote? How else would one prove their identity and residency? You mentioned NC, in which you have a ton of options for ID: “These first-time voters may show current and valid photo ID (driver’s license or state ID, US Passport, employee ID, student ID, military ID),…

Hey look, it’s an internet cool guy leaving comments on a website. He must be so awesome. I bet he’s the most popular kid at the internet club and has a ton of internet friends.

Sleeveless [rolls hit die]

Ice dragons