Personally, I knew this marriage would blow up eventually. That said, those two really are PERFECT for one another in the assholery. 

You know you’re old when the only person you care about in this Dirt Bag is Debi Mazar. 

I would rather be locked in a room with a rabid raccoon than deal with Jeffree Star or James Charles

She doesn’t know her husband Will Smith because she probably can’t even find him 80% of the time...

HuffPo identifies Trump as “somebody, “ but every time Trump claims “nobody’s ever heard of x ” etc. - that means HE had never heard of x.

If Pence brought the virus back to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue I’d be totally okay with that.

Ummm, the economy is already fucked up from this for a couple more years. The economy will not get better enough in any case to “save” him by November. I certainly won’t argue that opening it back up gives him some time to try and make it seem like things have gotten better, but even the most optimistic economists are…

Exactly, he’s trying to hedge his bets and play both sides here, with his long-term goal being to promote himself as the hero who saved America. Other than skimming whatever cash he can he has no other motives here, it’s 100% pure self-interest.

But if that royally fucks up, he doesn’t want his fingerprints on it.

“Remember when...”  I look back on those days fondly as an era of dignity and decorum!

There’s no question about Trump’s motives here.

The silent movie flashbacks were terrible! The show is already portraying two vastly dissimilar eras, using to stylistic device belonging to neither diminishes the effect. Justifying it by shoehorning an earlier scene with the silent movie marathon doesn’t work either. If silent movies were so important to Roger that …

I suspect they’re investigating it. The big outlets aren’t going to touch this without their own investigation/confirmation, and the virus probably throws up a lot of barriers to fact-checking. (Like ... Reade mentions reporting Biden to the Senate personnel office. If a reporter wanted to check if there was still evid…

It also seems like mainstream news outlets are free to take the investigative steps they think Halper should have taken but didn’t

She probably had a chicken burrito for lunch that didn’t sit well with her and she’s taking it out on the entire animal kingdom.

I’d settle for “an extra 20 bucks at the end of the pay period.”

So wealthy she had billions siphoned from her fortune and didn’t realize it. Must be nice.

I had to get an expensive car repair this week and, fortunately, had the cash. But I kept thinking about the negative emotional cycle that would have occurred if I hadn’t had it. As someone tweeted “Lord, please let me prove to you that winning the lottery won’t change me.”

Wendy Williams is herpes made sentient. A cockroach with extensions and a boob job. The reason the Devil is REAL.

You can only be a perfectionist if you think, erroneously, that there’s a finish line in life.