One New Years Day, to cure a hangover my friends and I took a couple bites of weed brownies before heading to the diner for brunch thinking it would take at least an hour or so for them to kick in. About twenty minutes later we were sitting at our table half out of our minds and “Cry Me A River” by Justin Timberlake…

The first time I smoked I ended up singing bluegrass music quietly to myself for twenty minutes in my bedroom closet, then burst out of the closet and into the room where my husband and best friend were sitting and asked them, “Do I sing really good, or is the weed making me think I sing really good?” and then…

First time eating edibles, ate 3 brownies while the friend I was with was taking a shower after she said, “there’s edibles on the counter if you want any.” She expresses alarm at how much I ate, I thought nothing of it, we go to a pizzeria a couple hours later, and I proceed to feel it all hit at once while staring at…

This isn't as embarrassing as it is hilarious. Adult Swim used to show old Johnny Quest episodes at 4 am, and after a commercial break they switched the audio track from English to Spanish. Guys...this broke my fucking brain. I was convinced I could no longer speak English

My most embarrassing moment with weed keeps happening every time I try to smoke the super-strong stuff you kids call weed these days. I lose the ability to speak and maintain a train of thought.

This reminds me of an embarrassing memory at a movie theater while blazed to the gills- I backed into a corner and refused to walk because I was afraid of the flowers on the carpet.

1. Running into my dad at the polls while voting for Michael Dukakis, and I was completely baked.

most embarrassing, hmm. I don’t have a lot of embarrassing stories, just maybe dumb ones. almost dying? does that count?

Smoking weed made someone drive fast?

Yep. He has a daughter now, like get your shit together dude.

Yes, because the best art requires many dozens of attempts to “understand” it because a genius like West is many dozens of times more brilliant than everyone else is. Gotcha. Kanye’s head is so far up his own ass now that it’s re-emerged and is beginning the process anew, like a very pretentious Mobius strip.

I’ve been saying that about Kanye since the moment he came on the scene.

Unpopular opinion: Jennifer Lawrence is unbelievably overrated.

They are the two best friends that anyone could have.

The real reason...

Read this and tell me if you think he might be a tiny bit of an asshole.

I like Scarjo more after reading this. It’s probably what J-Law meant to say.