Okay, so Kanye West came up with a game when he was 12 where a giant penis would die if it ever touched a flying vagina, and if the penis was looking at the vagina, the vagina would hide but when it looked away, the vagina would hover ominously towards him? Okay.

Kanye is just nuts. When he started his cateer or at least I saw his firat video I thought he was a humble guy that got a second chance at life after an almost life ending accident that left his cheeks inflated....but he is really just a moron.

I can't even comprehend this, it's like Kayne is the Jaden Smith prototype. Is there like a Church of Yeezyology?

This must be a relief for the people who sit next to you, who had to endure <tap . . . tap . . . tap tap tap taptaptaptaptapTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP> GOD DAMMIT FUCK! every time your Chrome crashed under the load of four hundred burly tabs.

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

Some filmakers are willing to take that chance

You think that Chris Collinsworth is the reason why this is being second-guessed? That's some Pete Carroll-esque overthinking right there.

They were losing. They needed to score. Wilson to Lockette is the equivalent of the Bulls letting Craig Hodges take the final shot against Cleveland in 1989 instead of Jordan. You…

You're not supposed to shower everyday. It's bad for your skin and your immune system. It's not unhygienic to skip showers if there's no compelling need for one.

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

Was just thinking the same thing! I was almost carjacked in the middle of a crowded street in Quito. I can't imagine how dangerous living in a remote house like this would be once word gets around.

my Charlie had cardiomyopathy and barely lived to 2. You're so lucky to have had so much time w him.

My beloved tux, Poindexter. He's got all his teeth and he's not old. He's just your average chubby house meow. He was a pretty sickly kitten though, so I think he's had his share of sads

This is my little idiot Harry (I name my cats after presidents, and his predecessor was Franklin). He is not the old adorable badass that is Zeb, but he's a big, year-old baby who suckles the air.

I'm really not sure how my cat Petey hasn't gotten some kind of movie role. But whatevs, the world is missing out.

This was my furry brother for 17 years, the gods rest his fuzzy soul. He left us in June, and I still cry every now and then when I think about him. We had him from the day his momma kitted him to the horrible day we had to say good-bye. His name was Turkey.

Tofu the Wonder Beast. Had cardiomyopathy but lived to 14. Best. Cat. Ever.

Let's start a senior pet thread! Come onnnn.

Unless those giant, Eye of Mordor looking towers are structurally necessary (I'm not an architect, what do I know), they go as soon as I buy this place.

"Honey, could you hold the ladder? I need to clean the unnecessary doohickeys!"