Yeah but the Red Sox are, err, cute and scrappy and small market and oppressed or something! So it’s okay!

Not sure if there's a Sox article coming so I'll just leave this here: The Boston Red Sox have by far the highest payroll in the majors and are a flaming pile of feces. To all the people in my childhood who whined and whined and WHINED about the Yankees buying championships, Fuck You. That is all. 

The Phlushing Phanatic.

If the Phillies don’t figure this out I am sure another NL East team will buy the rights up and have the Phanatic slaughtered on the field night after night for an eternity.

As a Braves fan, I support this decision.

I don't usually reply here. I get the deal with mass shootings and people treating football like war being over the top ... But, these kids will ACTUALLY go to war, so I'm a little less enraged

PC culture run amok. This is just a misunderstanding. The motto was a shout out to the academy’s video playback department for all the hard work they do behind the scenes.

At work, we had to stop asking, “Do you think 6 months is a long period of time?” in job interviews because it was so obviously a coded question probing if the candidate was a lesbian.

“6 months?? Pssht, you humans think even one year is long! Try 7 and then come talk”.

It’s a proven fact that lesbians experience time similar to those in Inception.

Assumed due to UHaul reference it was referring to the stereotype that lesbians commit to relationships too easily.

If they have no interest in sexy fireman calendars, how else are they supposed to mark the passage of time?

Why, just the other day I screamed “Hey 6 monthsy!” at a lesbian while I was waiting in line at the post office...

Scott is exactly the audience the new ownership is aiming for.

you really must be a lesbian if you think 6 months is a long period of time.

I like flying on airplanes. But I suspect he less enjoys the view than he enjoys burning large amounts of fossil fuels to own the libs.

Yeah that was a line from someone who’s never left their hometown in Nebraska, much less flown on an airplane. 

I’m pretty sure that’s a lyric in about 78% of all country music songs.

Who the fuck loves flying on airplanes?  That has to be a trap.

“I love red meat, the Dallas Cowboys, flying on airplanes, playing golf, have cats and dogs, and I drive a truck.”

Unfortunately, both went wide right.