As Will Rogers said, (slightly paraphrased)

Shit, Ken O’Brien was better than Sanchez.

Pennington was good when healthy.  Unfortunately, “when healthy” just wasn’t that often.

That man is Smeagol just before he finds the Precious.

Sorta. Pre-merger; and before 75% of the country was born.

Gase improved the Dolphins twice: when he got fired, and when he joined the Jets.

I have two favorite football teams: the Jets and whoever is playing the Patriots. It’s like getting hit in the back of the head with 2 by 4 and then falling on a rusty nail once a week.

If the goal was making the New York Jets look as inconsequential and uninteresting as they are, mission fucking accomplished.

The ‘Skins. I just can’t wait for the installment on the ‘Skins.

Turn(over)-coat? 

The Jets are the Lions but with a Super Bowl win.

God, I can’t wait for the inevitable “BENEDICT DARNOLD” cover on the NYP

The Jets had a moment there this winter, while the Giants were imploding.  Daniel Jones, trading OBJ, general awfulness.  They looked down on us Giants fans and for a brief moment we avoided their glances.  Then the crazy eyes coach got the GM fired, and all was back to where it should be.  Both teams will suck no…

I’m no Jets fan, but I feel like Chad Pennington was a better QB than Mark Sanchez

All I want is to be able to legitimately look down on the Bills again.

My college roommate and his dad waited for 12 years to get Jets seasons tickets. I went to a Tampa Bay-Jets game with him once at the old Meadowlands. The only thing I remember is everyone throwing paper airplanes and the crowd cheering when one landed in the end zone. So Jets fans have that going for them. Which is…

Hey let’s take it easy on Gase.  He took notable pile of shit Ryan Tannehill and transformed him into the broken pile of shit you see before you. 

Again

It’s almost as if really shitty ownership groups consistently put out incredibly shitty on-the-field products.

These days talking with other Jets fans almost invariably revolves around the question of “So when did you stop following football?”.