Just as every insufferable Pats fan thinks he’s a football savant just because Belichick is the coach, these Montco rockheads believe THEY called Philly Special. DURRRRRRRR MY PHILOSOPHY IS TO BE AGGRESSIVE WHICH IS WHY I LIKE TO HIT MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE MOUTH WITH A SINK PIPE DURRRRRRRR.

As always, Fuck McNabb with a Chunky Soup Can.

I think this is your masterpiece, Drew. If you don’t win a Pulitzer for this, I don’t know what will.

The degree to which these drooling imbeciles have been enabled, and in every possible way, is downright sickening.

Fuck everyone who says fuck McNabb, and double fuck anyone from Philly who has anything bad to say about Terrell Owens ever

“And we’d have won sooner if it weren’t for that pussy glory boy McNabb”

Ask not for whom the Bell toils, Steelers; it’s not for thee.

It’s not the free part that makes me laugh.  It’s the fact they claim they have minds.

ideals long espoused by conservatives: free minds, free markets and free people.

and those Giants went on to be a single kick return away from being shut out 34-0 by the Ravens in the Super Bowl

surprising amount of pissed off Saints fans in the comments today

I always laugh at that shit. Like Drew beats up 31 teams all summer long and then goes easy on the Vikings or something. Get fucked, people- everyone gets a turn, and he’s no rougher on your beloved team that can do no wrong than he is on his own or any other. (Well, with the possible exception of Washington getting…

I think it’s funny (DIGGS!) that you pushed this joke so far (SIDELINE!) that it genuinely upset Saints fan (TOUCHDOWN!). They want to fight you (UNBELIEVABLE!).

Here’s an even sadder one, which actually relates to the Saints:

I never thought I’d see a banner sadder than the Patriots 16-0 season and then the Colts were like, “Hold my pile of pills!”

Yes!!! This is work, people! It’s literally an office environment like any other. Imagine if your boss got caught jerking off in front of women, was fired, and then nine months later was rehired. Ridiculous!

This is really the best argument against him.  In general I believe the free market should determine who succeeds and fails, but if his chance at success comes at the expense of a woman’s safety or comfort then he shouldn’t be given the opportunity.  Honestly he probably should be given the chance to create his own…

I would also like to point out that Louis getting back into the business throws an admitted predator into the work place for these comedians. Women will continue to feel unsafe in a business that basically says that a famous man is more important than a safe work environment.

So, they can’t take Jerry’s statue down, but I don’t see any reason why they can’t turn the panther statue around to make it look like it’s mauling him.

“Return to Relevance" could also be the slogan for Nazis and other white supremacists since that orange turd won the election.