I mean, if anyone deserved a Lombardi it was the early 90s Bills, so I am on board with this. The Vikings also have four Super Bowl losses, so someone go tell Drew Magary that based on Rockets-logic he gets to claim the Vikings won a Lombardi too.

...should be made illegal immediately.

I know some countries with gendered languages just switch the men’s team masculine nickname to a feminine gendered nickname for the women. France (Les Bleus/Les Bleues) and Italy (azzuri/azzure) come to mind. Though this is not always the case (Brazil uses Seleção for both the men’s and women’s teams and Argentina…

...how about Chads and Stacies?

But I am. I will admit that I don’t love the USWNT/USMNT “nicknames”. But I am genuinely trying to understand where they come from and why they are so widely used. So, yes, I am being sincere. 

...between the USWNT and France on Friday in Paris.

Dude, they didn’t respond because they were too busy being fucking epic against Trinidad & Tobago. Who cares about the boring girls’ team, amirite!? I know everyone is going to be like “oh USA-France, great game coming up, the two best teams in the world, blah, blah, blah...” Why watch elite-level play in the World…

...kinda like genocide

Mets media relations manager Ethan Wilson got between Healey and Vargas while other players, Noah Syndergaard and Carlos Gomez among them, moved in to make sure the pitcher remained at a distance. Healey said he walked away at that stage.

Not all football coaches are miserable and single. Some are miserable and unhappily married. 

Last night he’d dreamt of the Wild Card game again. Alone, with clipboard in hand, he ran from sideline to sideline, smashing down kicking nets, racing up the stands, leaping from trainer’s table to trainer’s table, as his ears rang to the sound of the doinks. Deep leathery booms and yellow chiming pounded through…

so that they he can go on hunting unicorns humans in a private preserve, or whatever it is people do when they have 20 billion dollars and no conscience.

Wait, this isn’t the 1970s. A healthy portion of “the passionless multimillionaires who dive and agonize on the ground after being pushed down by the wind and embarrass themselves with little or no regard for the beauty that the game is meant to display” are from South America! Come on now.

Yes. This is no different than last year’s Patriots taking the “nobody respects us” line because, like, two analysts didn’t pick them to win the Super Bowl. 

your country has been on fire since 2016 2001.

Yeah, I mean the Harden-Paul-era Rockets are probably the greatest hypothetical dynasty of all time.

McVeigh rented from Ryder. 

Captain America: Troop of The Ice 

You joke, but every Marine Corps base has an Enterprise doing booming business renting vans, trucks, SUVs for official use by military personnel. Over the course of our last workup for deployment, our Company must have spent somewhere in the $20,000-$30,000 range on rentals over a 3-4 month period. That’s one rifle…

The comments for this article are everything I hoped they would be when I read the headline.