And you know what? None of them are used! Tell me that any of these cars are even remotely functional in a performance environment, and I’ll call you a liar.

They all look the fuvking same!

I hope their sidewalls blow out on the highway. Because they’re going to.

This is what happens when the Fast and Furious crowd ran out of neon and vinyl decals. They found other ways to make cars uglier.

Stupid and non-functional. This car is now useless.

A perfectly OK car, completely ruined. You’re wrong, people that are into “stance” are retards and that will never change.

Got mine ordered. I’d kill for the “shell” seats, otherwise mine is as basic as they come, in that battleship grey color.

Let’s be honest, it’s because GM used something referring to technology in that name. Everyone knows GM doesn’t have technology. Ford has all the technology, I mean have you heard about that EcoBoost?!?

Let’s talk about the other, non-material add-ons. Things like a $xxx.xx “title transfer fee” or $xxx.xx “administration fee”. From what I understand, that is a “we need to make a profit on this car” fee. Every last penny of it. When and how does one call bs on that?

Look at 0:14 into the video. Since it’s a pre-production model, is the gas tank level sensor broken, or did they damn-near drain the tank to hit that 0-60 number?

Yeah, the plane is at the bottom of the ocean. This part broke free for some reason or another and floated to the surface.

Do you remember when the Neon wasn’t a shit car? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Oh yeah? Well I remember when Midtown Madness had them! I don’t know why I remember though, since I only ever played it at a Gateway store.

Tough crowd today.

10) Should know this one, but I don’t

First, it’s a shame that you don’t take those cars out more often.

What this really reveals is that you bought this car, at least in part, for the same reason as everyone else that imports one of these. You want the attention. It’s ok to admit, because it really is a bitchin’ car, and you don’t seem to have super-douche scrawled across your flat-brimmed hat that you aren’t actually…

If the engine was rebuilt already, NP. Otherwise, CP because you’re going to have to figure in an additional 3-5k for a rebuild within the next 10k.

Love this story. Your trust comes around to bite him in the butt.

Uh, the insect. Why is this even a question? It’s an insect, and a cockroach no less. Who frickin’ cares?