Top 5 worst comparisons of all time.

“...completely unprofessional way to communicate the dangers...”

Yeah, I have one coming in the mail that they use mostly on airplanes. That said, it will be interesting to see if I would have been able to use it given the limited space to work in. 

Thanks for this!

I agree completely. How does one not lose their privilege to carry after demonstrating such poor decision-making in the first place?

He went out doing what he loved. Being an angry psychopath.

For the record, I accidentally wrote “Oil Fitler” in my initial draft, and I’m not sure why I changed it given how badly this filter wants to ruin lives.

Me after reading this article excusing blatant theft

This is what it takes to launch 1000+ HP on  a motorcycle. Terry Vance of Vance and Hines who won a lot of Pro Stock Championships on bikes said he was scared to ride the Nitro Bikes and NHRA does not sanction them in any competition.

I can’t seem to get the gif to post (stupid kinja) but your comment made me think of Count Homer Simpson shopping for a high end car and asking what advantages it offered over, say, a train, which he could also afford.

You and me both, brother. That Rodius is pure sex on wheels.

Definitely causation this time though

This story has become overblown - I assume, without facts, that the kid agreed to it because “what’s the big deal?” Now the news and the outrage. I hope charges are dropped.  

Thank god they didn’t know my friend Brandon was in the car.

Your clutch doesn’t need an adjustment, you need a new throwout bearing (and you might as well put a clutch in it while you are in there). But it might go a long, long time like that, just don’t hold the pedal to the floor at lights - put it in neutral and let the clutch out to save as much wear and tear as possible.

At that age I can remember folding down the rear seat, climbing into the trunk, and closing the seat after me then hearing my parents (muffled) wondering where the fuck I’d gone.

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