This looks like it drives just wonderfully.

you wonder if “light-duty vehicles” includes tanks?

A lot of shops used to run “Buy 4 tires, get 5th tire free/half-off” specials because of this.

I also ready this as your whole family having manicure skills. But I'm big lazy. Chipped nails are part of the #aesthetic

Before you top off the brake fluid reservoir, you should replace the pads all around. There isn’t anywhere for fluid to go, so unless you have a leak somewhere, low fluid is an indication that your pads are very worn. Replacing the pads will raise the level in the reservoir, and if you top it off now, doing the brakes…

“You there! Fill my car with petroleum distillate and revulcanize my tires, post haste!”

“I fondly remember courting the former Empress before the coup d’etat in in 1911. She drove me to distraction by letting her ankle peek out from under her petticoat when she was feeling mischievous.”

Breathing in an aerosolized non-polar fluid designed *specifically* for displacing water sounds like a *fantastic* recipe for long-term respiratory issues!

As a reasonable vegetarian, I agree with you 100%.

My car has a device known as a “Rear Main Seal” that coats the undercarriage with a rust proofing substance while I’m driving.

Interest rates and total amount paid over the life of the loan are not “reasonably complex”. They are literally written in prominent fonts on the papers you have to sign to purchase a vehicle.

I’d love to drive a Model T.

Aaaw, FrankenCamry just wants commitment.

“Like riding the field trip bus past my house!”

Hell yeah! Did I take my wife on our first real date in my 2-yo Altima? Fuck no, we went to the county fair in my rusty ‘85 Caprice.

This... seems like a bad, needlessly dismissive take.

“...and I reminded him of some slights that were thrown my way that were never apologized for.”

Well, now we know who the asshole actually was

Came here to say this. Glad someone remembered that flaming dumpster fire of a post.

With inflation that’d be about 95.6k today.