If this isn’t the feature’s official name, I’m filing a bug report

> automated rubbernecking

Oh, you mean Robonecking

Where do you live that you can get anything in the world brought to you in the middle of the night through a huge traffic jam in less than 45 minutes?

Fruit cake expires?

I spoke with a runner who is the American 6 day record holder (ran 600+ plus miles in 6 days) and he DNF’d when he did it as well.

I swear, first time I saw the new Kia logo I thought it was the Nine Inch Nails logo. I was like, that guy sure likes Nine Inch Nails.

“hey. Hey! HEY! You... you gotta... you really gotta see this baby. Hey, no... turn back around. I’m telling you about this baby. It’s so cute. He’s my boss’s kid. See that star? Follow it. I said FOLLOW IT!”

For the record, I am not an anesthesiologist.

Short people: They’re not to be trusted.

Touché

Welp, now I’m off to Youtube to watch all the Lonely Island videos. Thanks for ruining my day.

https://7slotadventures.com/brushy-mountain-the-abandon-train/

Whoa! Invoking Hulk Hogan? That’s pretty ballsy for a website that used to be associated with Gawker.

It’ll be an option, but you also have to check the box for the mudflap delete.

This one should BE the slideshow, with all of its appearances. It’s the perfect subject for one!

I don’t know what transmission fluid was in your car, but it needed to be changed! If it was too cold for a manual trans, then your auto trans would also be grinding itself up. 

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

I hear now is a great time to buy Bolt. Someone told me they’re having a fire sale.

Should have punished them and made them use kinja.