Everything about Carvana tells me that whichever shorts pick the right window will be sitting pretty.

They didn't say you couldn't have support craft. A nice little flotilla for refueling and food and such and the amphicar has a shot. Biggest problem will be waves swamping it.

If it works, it’s a solution.

Much like continuing to smirk at references to Mustang crashes being due to a .5psi tire pressure difference, I apparently have no limit for the amount of amusement I can take from abject stupidity being mocked.

In this case cutting off your nose to spite your face has some additional olfactory wrinkles. 

With enough inattention to maintenance, every engine can have cutaways for learning, even a Wartsila:

I also hate people that have undertaken great financial risk to carve out their slice of the American Dream.

Cripple is a strong word. It would not take long for a slew of temporary workarounds to be put in place.

Tow truck drivers are smart enough not to deal with this mess, regardless their views on the protest.

Steelies will never not be the best choice for trucks.

Pedantic moment: Sumco is not a chip manufacturer, they are a wafer maker.

This retcon was the most I’ve laughed at an episode in years. The 4th wall breaks just killed me.

“It’ll be a few million miles from the surface of Earth in 2047 and 2050, but we’ll all be dead.”

Ok, Boomer.

Any unnecessarily combined parts. My wagon has a single unit master clutch cylinder and brake cylinder.

Nobody asked your opinion and you've missed the point of everyone that responded to you. Adding more unrequested supporting detail shows that you're dense, not that you're right.

All the other crocs immediately tail-whacked Bob in the neck when they saw his armor was gone, and with it his smug superiority.

Nice strawman you have there. I don’t see anywhere I compared the expected long-term reliability of those two vehicles.

Or, a Tahoe fits their needs and after the repairs was likely to continue to do so for the foreseeable future. And they made a choice as all of us are allowed to do as free people.

He left all the Os.