Harrassed young black people because they were in a nice newer car? Are we sure he’s not a small town cop as well?

Fore/aft motorized seats are an abomination. If it can’t be shoved back immediately by grabbing a handle, it’s already broken.

Same way you got it out, in reverse. It gas enough room around it that it’ll locate itself before lifting on a smooth surface.

Found out the hard way that the tire cover will bend backwards under the van if you hit standing water in one of these.

If your last name is Pray, there's a certain amusement in giving your kid a name starting with I. At least they restrained themselves to the middle name. 

And, he can only claim the portion in excess of the value of the item. He can claim roughly $3.5 Mil.

Based on the incredibly shouty advertisements the local dealerships run, you don’t have to try very hard to find them. Or work very hard to buy one, since half of those ads are just talking about financing you no matter how many bankruptcies you've had.

Last name checks out.

There’s a substantial difference between “not on time” and “I haven’t figured out how to access the onboard computer and may have starved the engine of lubrication for thousands of miles but certainly won’t admit to that when I’m trying to garner enough media attention to geta free engine.”

On the heavily modified ones, I prefer a “could you build it for less” metric. On the Gladiator in particular, you sure can’t.

That relies on thermal runaway fires needing outside gas sources.

“the bus driver and two passengers were able to escape off the bus”

Certainly no environmental impacts from that plan.

Impossible to answer honestly without knowing some of your finances. Nearly $40K with taxes and fees isn't an amount to spend on emotions unless you're hiding a trust fund to seem more relatable to readers.

Size of the enterprise has no bearing on it being good or bad. Rather you would need to weigh the efficiency of the production they undertake, along with less easily measured factors.

I, on the other hand, relished driving my POS ‘92 Camry with three different body panel colors to meetings at HQ. For one particularly long set of meetings/trainings they spent substantially more valet parking it at the hotel than the value of the car.

Clearly he wants people to know he got a big promotion at work. I know every time I see a $60K SUV from a “prestige brand” I think “clearly that person or their spouse has ascended to the heights of their profession” and not “get your bloated soccer mom mobile out of my lane.”

Ah, I misunderstood. Apologies. 

But guillotines were still in modern use, if we consider anything after Star Wars modern.

That said, they didn’t mention him already being down a hand. One of my fraternity brothers lost his dominant hand in a rollover accident and was soon able to accomplish that full list of activities. Difficult situation to recover from, yes, but after this much time still needing constant support is more an…