On paper, I like many of the simple features here. In practice, I’d take a decade older Corolla, Civic, Camry or Accord with the same simplicity.

She didn’t choose to highlight that quote, tacitly agreeing with it by including it without additional comment?

Stop looking at the whole toupee when there’s hairs to split!

I look forward to the video of them attempting to move this by slapping a 25 horse Evinrude on the back.

He voluntarily goes by William. That's all you need to base your perception of his tastes on. He looked at the unlimited choices for names and went "never going to get better than this warmed over TV dinner of a name the Brits made famous."

I think you’re giving him too favorable of odds.

“Lord knows I have.”

The first time I saw a liquid mirror telescope that could change its curvature I thought it was the neatest thing ever. Doing it with comparatively solid surfaces is far more impressive. 

If Wild Kratts can explain the advantages of leaving the atmosphere to better deliver critical payloads around the earth to toddlers in a PBS cartoon, you can do better in an article for adults.

Wut?

There’s a difference between that and what this person described, which was nailing the brakes without surrounding traffic having begun to slow in the hopes that by the time you creep there, the stoppage is clear.

If you want this to stick, cutting their Z06 allocations isn't enough. Cut their trucks. 

I enjoy that burning plant fuel created by said plants trapping sunlight abd CO2 is ok if the plants did it now, but bad if the plants did it millions of years ago. How long would the veg oil have to be stored before it would also be bad?

If a reporter doesn’t have a great poker face, they won’t make it in the career. “Be able to witness and relay horrific events without adding emotion to those events” is kind of an important skill, even if it makes them seem like a robot.

After watching the video, she disobeyed one of the first rules of grizzled cop movies. Never go on an assignment when you've got 1 week left on the job!

The upgraded stereo should only play Bohemian Rhapsody. 

Or, based on that chart, there’s a fairly stable number of dipshits willing to cause these problems flying at any given time, so if you add more flights, the dipshits to flights ratio is reduced.

It’s almost as if the primary use of chargers at a dealership would be the cars for sale at the dealership.

People don't need these specific cars, as they are not unique. Your wife is unique, and your comparison is without value.

Are we sure the listed prices aren’t their payments multiplied out? I’ve seen that on a couple “buy here, die here” lot websites, although you had to click through some things.