Go Preds!

Crackton?

I owned that shirt back in 1984/5.  It's long gone, just like Frankie.

Blah!

All work and hydrofoil play makes hydrofoil a hydrofoil hydrofoil.

The last time South Park got me to try something, I got older.

And the ice scraper?

You must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.

That'll be a cinch.  She's not buried yet.

Go Giraffes!!

Newfoundland - 30 minutes earlier than Atlantic Standard Time?

I agree!  This is one of my favourites, and I was surprised by all the vitriol toward it.
"Can I see your copy of Swank, Armin?"

Homer (on seeing Tom Landry's hat for sale):
I can't buy that. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that.  [gasps]  Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!

Hmmm… I'm not sure what this says about me, but I found the "murdered women" section compelling in its intensity.

They're actual size.

It's a typo.

Can I scream now?

Canada vs. USA = a New Year's Eve tradition for me and my friends.

Kafka On the Shore

I also rarely read current books - I'm always a few years, if not decades, behind.  Here's the best books I read this year:
Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
Under the Dome - Stephen King
Zero History - William Gibson
Oh, Play That Thing - Roddy Doyle
Cormac McCarthy's Border Trilogy (All the Pretty Horses, The Crossing, and Cities…