That’s what they do now except you also have to replace your device when you do.

Huh, I seem to remember the first 6 cell phones that I owned all had replaceable batteries, and none of them AA’s.  

One glance at the title tells me all I need to know about ‘these editor’ at Jalopnik.

Performance carS

As long as I don’t have to click the analog sticks like a button, I am fine with this.

Hi, just a friendly reminder that Bobby Kotick is a piece of shit and the world would be better off if literally the entire fleet of Greyhound busses ran over him (and the rest of Activision-Blizzard executive leadership, for that matter).

Japanese dude here. You have to understand that Japanese people are really into a lot of Japanese series that have never seen the light of day in the US, or are very niche.

Not even Hard Gay could sell Xbox in Japan.

It does not take a rocket scientist to connect the dots between Senator Cantwell’s misinformed and disingenuous remarks, to Microsoft helping keep her in office for a political eon. Love Cantwell (and Senator Murray!), and I think Microsoft does some things well, but I would prefer she not even touch this hot potato.

Enthusiasts: We want manual cars!

Acura: Here you go

Enthusiasts: But now it won’t sell! Aw you killed it. Grumble grumble Crossovers grumble

Inspired by actual events

Only in America could the incompetent lunatic in the header gif be described as “perfectly reasonable.” Seriously, keep the words “perfectly reasonable” in mind and go look at it again.

The United States is creeping ever closer to the wild West. And not the real wild West... the movie versions of the wild West. The open-carry, gun-slinger version of the wild West is a myth.

Rosebud was a sled.

https://archive.is/dl9su

The tragic part is that people still believe it’s worth anything at all.

That was pretty funny, but my personal favorite game commercial will always be the Tim & Eric commercial for Saints Row 3:

It’s ok to not know what Ultraliberals are in the Elysium world and make a hasty comment. Just fix it :)

It grew on me and I use it more now than I did back then. Felt weird when I was playing Uncharted while waiting to get an oil change in 2022. I normally take my Switch but decided to use my Vita.

Logical extreme, everyone agrees with you.
No one buys this game.
Suikoden is dead.
This continues with other franchises.
Konami never changes.
You...win?

How is this not an indication that they want to change for the better? It doesn’t mean they will, but man you are just rolling downhill with both feet in your mouth. This…

They’re made up in-universe words. There’s literally a queen with wings in the game and “snuffing” as well as “sparking” refer to the flame-clock. The article can’t seem to tell apart the fantasy language from the actual British words.