Japan murder rate per 100k: 0.3

You can “let me watch the trailer”, but you can’t make me!

Steam has needed a Steam account for 20 years to play games on Steam.. no idea what you even mean?

It’s almost as if he’s letting us know he’s just a shitty person in general.

Ah the classic “I’m not racist, I hate everyone” defense. I guess their personalities stopped developing sometime in their edgy middle school phase.

That’s not bullshit at all, lmao. They got what they deserved. 

If you're going to read a video game magazine (or any magazine really) this should be the one. They are GORGEOUS.

There’s three distinct, offensive comments in the video. The article doesn’t mention the 2nd one, maybe because it’s censored, but he (Dembele) mocks the language.

Those aren’t even knock offs.   People have been making these animal backpacks for years.  If anything, the realistic cat version is a knockoff of those.  

Honestly, despite all the points about how it’s completely different, it mostly made me miss SSX. Albeit the last really good one was 3.

City dweller, successful fella thought to himself
Oops I’ve got a lot of money
Caught in a rat race terminally
I’m a professional cynic but my heart’s not in it
I’m payin’ the price of livin’ life at the limit
Caught up in the century’s anxiety
Yes, it preys on him
He’s gettin’ thin, try the simple life

I’m definitely going to get one, and now that it comes w/ more games that sweetens the pot. Let’s hope scalpers don’t ruin this for everybody too.

I’m sure you didn’t want to write about this, Brian. Take comfort. We definitely didn’t want to read about it.

Dear Kotaku:

The latest victims of these murderous antics are many of the Need For Speeds released between 2006 and 2011.

Ok...yes you are the smartarse. Even a pretty pretentious one.
I mean...if you really wanted to hear it again...ok. Your welcome.
Have a nice day.

Me too, I would be to scared to ever go into the US for fear of not coming back out.

Might buy the game so I can just constantly crash into Prost.  Always hated that guy.

So you didn’t play the game then, ok

lol