I’m sure you didn’t want to write about this, Brian. Take comfort. We definitely didn’t want to read about it.

Dear Kotaku:

The latest victims of these murderous antics are many of the Need For Speeds released between 2006 and 2011.

Ok...yes you are the smartarse. Even a pretty pretentious one.
I mean...if you really wanted to hear it again...ok. Your welcome.
Have a nice day.

Me too, I would be to scared to ever go into the US for fear of not coming back out.

First post to make me actually laugh out loud in a long time. I have an irrational hatred for Prost.  I’m not even sure why I hated him anymore...

Might buy the game so I can just constantly crash into Prost.  Always hated that guy.

Yea if you’re going to give anyone a max “pace” setting it’d be Senna, he would routinely destroy Prost in qualifying and neither Hamilton nor Schumacher had a team mate as fast as Prost.

My main issue / question is exactly what “pace” means. Because Senna is arguably the best qualifier in F1 history (or at least the modern era) - he has less poles, but a higher percentage, than both Schumacher and Hamilton - so I would not have expected him to have a lower rating, even if race pace is considered.

Well, they did put some glitter an string lights on her.  I hope they leave a good Amazon review. 

Nah, they put glitter on her body. Love has Won. :-D

Funny thing is, I believe her... I think she was Fred Trump.

“Not engaging in snark” Assumption on your part, just as I assumed they were. Move on.

“The correct response is “Who cares?” and the fact that none of the participants in this farce are saying that is disturbing.”

All the commenters going, “Actually, Apple isn’t anti-porn, they’re just...” are totally missing the point.

The anti-sexuality of today’s America is actually quite scary to see. Disregarding that they’re bringing itch.io up here for no reason and being stupid which is honestly a quite shameful display, what the hell does it matter if an adult chooses to buy and/or download adult content? What’s next, Pornhub not being…

But wait, don’t Apple phones contain an internet browser?  One that comes pre-installed on the device?  One that could be used to browse an essentially limitless volume of “adult content”?  Is Apple then on the hook for anything that could be accessed via Safari?

I’m so glad we have Apple to police morals for us. We can’t have consenting adults accessing adult content! Somebody think of the children!

So you didn’t play the game then, ok

lol