You’re right. It’s sad that the Vita might be in better hands if Sega/Atlus owned it. At least, unlike Sony, they know their customers...

OK, no need to look too far...

Er... Wait a second, I need to take a pic.

Shadow Hearts! If only... Shadow Hearts on the Vita would be... I don’t even have words for that. Can I just hug you?

At the moment, I have three games on pre-order (including one of the games I’ve been hoping for the most, Corpse Party: Blooddrive), more than for any other platform, plus some announcements don’t even fit on an “expectation scale”: the last installment of the Zero Escape trilogy, the next Danganronpa, Steins;Gate 0.

Sony killed the Vita, but it’s not dead yet!

But its creator didn’t imagine the kind of “game enhancement” his accessory would bring. Honest!

I know, the “used” part makes it sound dodgy, right?

And it looks like it can rotate the player around a vertical axis to some extent.

Come on, you don’t want the cables to vibrate in order to create the rumble effect, do you?

Yep, and who cares about flight or driving sims, when you could play that?

Konami’s on fire! Nope.

Great new feature! Don’t know who came up with this idea, but great job, Kotaku. I suck at GTA and stopped caring after just a couple of hours in GTA III and IV, but the reviews were hilarious!

At least, no spilt wine, that’s a relief...

I guess that this thread can be deleted, since a post with roughly the same content appeared 15 minutes later (without the “pending” condition). It’s too late for me to edit it, sorry!

One “deuche” as we call it in France (short for “deux chevaux”, or “two horses”) has a very famous Japanese owner...

A Suzuki Every! Could replace any transportation device because it’s Every one of them!

Nothing some glue can’t fix. Cheer up, Fahey!

Cosplayers do it even better than in Takashi Miike’s movie, if you ask me.

You’re right. I even feel more guilty of not supporting Psyonix, because I got the game through PS+. At least, I’ll pay proper money for the DLC...